The Manifesto. [11 May 2004|05:47pm] [ mood | Amused ] Me(nunzio)and my partner Matthew were talking about how women are the source of all problems. So we figured that Men and Woman act much differently when the ohter sex isn't around. But they are both totally opposite. Men; Band together to accomplish goals. As illustrated in football (backyard, with friends.) Beause in football, you can make plays that are amazing, and when you're just with a bunch of guys you can talk about the deepest most philosophical things. Also, when men have problems with one another, 9 out of 10 times they bring it face to face and either fight, get out the aggression and are fine, or just get drunk / talk and figure out it was a misunderstamding. Women; They just backstab each other and have catty bitch fights and trash each other behind their backs. So apply that to a grand scale, men alone would be able to do amazing things and learn so much by banding together. Women however, would just fight and fight and nothing would ever get done. What we're thinking of doing is ridding the world of women, save 1000. Then send the rest of the women (minus the 1000) into space to go colonize Mars with 1000 men. That way it's even. One of the major problems is procreation and sexual frustration; for this we propose to annex Kansas and fence it off. Then put the 1000 woman in there. When a man is sexually frustrated he can go there, have sex with ONE WOMAN and leave. These trips are allowed five times a year until you learn to live without women sexually. It sounds difficult, but we are confident this can be done. Procreation; We figure since we're able to band together we can create people. So we think, to enrich the world we can implament this plan. Then when we have learned everything there is to know we can option to reintergrate women into the earthen society. We think this will enrich the lives of all humanity. Plus we'll be able to walk around without our pants on. End. Feel free to comment to correct us. Please show this to someone if you think it's funny. 20 woman. Now board the ship.

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